Monday, April 28, 2008

Letters to Halle


Dear Halle,
I think I may hate you
A hater


Dear Halle,
Thanks for proving to the unbelievers that there are aliens out there. Because you, my dear, cannot be human.
Love,
Citizens for Alien Life.


Dear Halle,
Bitch.
Sincerely,
The women whose men just won't f*cking shut up about how hot you are club.


Dear Halle,
It's the rocks isn't it? Because six weeks after giving birth, my ass.
From,
Me.


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