A friend of mine is currently dating a male that she describes as “totally squishy and sweet,” a statement made in an attempt to contradict my assessment that “he looks scary.” I assume, of course, that the squishy and sweet characterization is a personality trait, because in his photograph, he looks like a shoo-in contestant for the season finale of Cops. To demonstrate this squishy and sweet personality, my friend gushes, “He never remembers anyone’s birthday, not even his mother, so instead he gives birthday gifts and mother’s day gifts to his mother, aunt, and grandmother on HIS birthday.” I pause. “Ah, okay.” She continues, “You know, as a tribute to them.”
I dare my boyfriend to pull that.
I think thats sweet. Some people dont care at all. I know one particular douche bag... we'll call him Douche Bag Sperm Donor... that always remembered birthdays, just never cared enough to buy cards, gifts or even wish anyone a happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteAs a bf, yes, Squishy Sweet better remember my bday. I didnt give birth to him, so I expect my praises on my own day! But for someone that accepts their shortcomings and makes up for it in his own original way... he shall receive one cookie point.