Saturday, July 12, 2008

I’ve kissed a girl and I liked it… Wait, make that plural.



I am officially voting Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” as the most annoying song in America. Besides the song’s inexplicable stronghold at the top of the Billboard charts, and the fact that every Top-40 radio station has the song on a 5-minute repeat, the song has been touted as “original”, “groundbreaking”, “fearless”, “a mirror of the current times”, (Okay, so I exaggerate).

Well, reality check to these adoring reviewers and fans, it is not 1999. In fact, it’s 2008 and most straight girls I know have kissed girls and liked it. Do you know why most of us liked it? It’s because in the end it’s just like kissing a guy.

To be more in tune with 2005 (hell, maybe 2006) and truly groundbreaking, Katy Perry should write a song where she croons, “A girl went down on me and I liked it.” Then I’ll definitely sit up and take notice.

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