Humanity is overrated anyway

Over lunch, discussing abortion with a coworker:

oogie: Hell, I’m pro death

B: Lol. If it would inconvenience my life, I wouldn’t even hesitate—

oogie: Yeah. I’d do that shit between lunch and our departmental meeting.

B: No, a spa treatment. You’d treat yourself to a spa visit afterwards because it was such a trying experience—

oogie: Yeah! And then I’d ring you up, “Darling, you will not believe the day I’m having…”

B: lol!

oogie: LOL!

[pause]

B: You know, when I was a kid, I wanted to be an abortion doctor when I grew up.

oogie: ROFLMAOWROF!*

I think as you get older and have more life experience, you become a more sensitive and considerate human being. However, I’m feeling old today, hence the above posting to counteract the aging process. Happy Weekend!

*Rolling on floor laughing my ass off without rolling on floor