Hi,
My name is L. I am writing to check on my friend Me. Perhaps you have seen her.
My name is L. I am writing to check on my friend Me. Perhaps you have seen her.
She has a fabulous bag draped around her shoulders, a ridiculous pair of heels on her feet, NY bar exam materials in her right hand and either a shank or a blackberry in her left.
When you see her, tell her I am looking for her. I want to make sure she is ok. The last we spoke she mumbled something about blowing up the NY Board of Examiners, and I want to make sure she does not do anything irrational.
She may have jetted off to Cali to see her friend, but I doubt that as she probably has spent her last $600 shopping at Theory.
When you approach her be gentle, as she is liable to snap due to her current state of mind. Approach her with a soft voice, a chill glass of wine and tell her that there is someone who cares. Then quickly walk away while looking over your shoulders - she is slightly uncontrollable.
Love,
L.
When you see her, tell her I am looking for her. I want to make sure she is ok. The last we spoke she mumbled something about blowing up the NY Board of Examiners, and I want to make sure she does not do anything irrational.
She may have jetted off to Cali to see her friend, but I doubt that as she probably has spent her last $600 shopping at Theory.
When you approach her be gentle, as she is liable to snap due to her current state of mind. Approach her with a soft voice, a chill glass of wine and tell her that there is someone who cares. Then quickly walk away while looking over your shoulders - she is slightly uncontrollable.
Love,
L.
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