The family is always the last to know

While speaking to my brother this past Thursday night, I asked him his plans for valentine's day:


D: Well, I've got a shitload of things to do because I'm going to be preoccupied that day.

oogie: Aww you're doing something for Valentine's Day with the girl? So sweet!

D: Get the f**k outta here. It's called V-Day for a reason. I'm going to buy her flowers, chocolates, etc. All to go from point A to V, feel me?


OhMG, I think my little brother might be a douchebag...