What kind of goo?

Dear person,

When you send me a text message with a typo, as in the following:

Yeah, things are going goo

you don't need to send me a follow up text with the following:

d

because I'm not stupid, and such behavior may elicit a not-so-nice response from me, such as two text messages (The first one being "What the fu"), for then you'll think I'm a b***h, which I'm sooo not. At least not since <complete tired joke by inserting your own day of week>.

Happy Friday!