Inspired by a recent Kath & Kim episode, for a limited time only, we shall be selling tshirts with the following phrase:
I'd have sex with you, but I just got self esteemAre we hilarious or what? We firmly believe that this shall be a big hit among the pro-abstinence set or whichever group that's rediscovering Jesus. I mean, it's funny and hip, so you can be cool while simultaneously
Of course, (in an attempt to limit any discrimination-based claims), if you are part of the sexually active population, you can also wear the tee, but in a totally ironic way. And if you don't want to be ironic, we plan to sell the same tee with the following written on the back as well:
I'll holler at you next week when I lose it
So. Here’s how to order: Shirt is $.99, leave name, credit card info, address, etc under comments. Expect six-eight weeks for delivery.*
*We reserve the sole and absolute discretion to reject your order on any and all grounds we may desire.
Sign me up! I'll take 1 small. Mail me the shirt and an invoice for $.99 and I'll put the check in the mail some time this fall.
ReplyDeleteyou should really make that shirt, i think it will be a hit.
ReplyDeleteI know I should! Except, if you consider all you know about me, then likelihood of me actually getting this done is practically nil.
ReplyDeleteErica Jones
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And Ill take the one that has the "Ill holla at you next week if I lose it!" on the back!