Inspired by a recent Kath & Kim episode, for a limited time only, we shall be selling tshirts with the following phrase:
I'd have sex with you, but I just got self esteemAre we hilarious or what? We firmly believe that this shall be a big hit among the pro-abstinence set or whichever group that's rediscovering Jesus. I mean, it's funny and hip, so you can be cool while simultaneously
Of course, (in an attempt to limit any discrimination-based claims), if you are part of the sexually active population, you can also wear the tee, but in a totally ironic way. And if you don't want to be ironic, we plan to sell the same tee with the following written on the back as well:
I'll holler at you next week when I lose it
So. Here’s how to order: Shirt is $.99, leave name, credit card info, address, etc under comments. Expect six-eight weeks for delivery.*
*We reserve the sole and absolute discretion to reject your order on any and all grounds we may desire.