Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Evolution of Human Communications

In the beginning there were only face to face communications.

Man eat Meat, marry Jane.”

Then there was the pony express:

Postmarked “Return to Sender”:
“My dearest Elizabeth, Oh! Why is not every body as happy? Charles has asked for my hand in marriage and I have accepted!”


Then Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, which became the cell-phone.

Al Gore invented the internet and we had e-mail.

From: LydiaB1813@gchat.com
Date: Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Subject: FW: LOL!
To: KittyB1813@gchat.com


He asked me to marry him! And I said yes! Daddy had a shotgun, but who cares!

With the cell-phone we had text messages. The adults unnecessarily feared the end of all human interaction.

E: Lol! Congrats on the engagement!
J: Thx!! R u hm l8r?
E: Idk. Y?
J: 4 deets! K. Ttyl!

Then someone invented Myspace and Myspace inspired Facebook:


We are doomed.

6 comments:

  1. TOO too funny! And that is supposed to count as a "congratulations. Wishing you the best!"

    What do you mean you didnt get a gift? I "thumbs-upped" you on FB!!

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  2. Hahaha! FYI- Oogie is the moron that likes a friend getting married.

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  3. That's so not cool, putting me on blast. piglet=FAIL

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  4. Ok, im sorry, but im laughing my calories off!! Oogie! Thats the best you could muster up in terms of excitement for your friend?! I'd like to see what happens when someone has a baby? Do you send one of those free gifts that is a picture of dirty diapers? Or the application that sends people random piece's of flair a la Office Space!

    lololol... just teasing!

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  5. "laughing my calories off"? So stealing that.

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