In the beginning there were only face to face communications.
“Man eat Meat, marry Jane.”
Then there was the pony express:
Postmarked “Return to Sender”:
“My dearest Elizabeth, Oh! Why is not every body as happy? Charles has asked for my hand in marriage and I have accepted!”
Then Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, which became the cell-phone.
Al Gore invented the internet and we had e-mail.
Date: Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Subject: FW: LOL!
“He asked me to marry him! And I said yes! Daddy had a shotgun, but who cares!”
With the cell-phone we had text messages. The adults unnecessarily feared the end of all human interaction.
E: Lol! Congrats on the engagement!
J: Thx!! R u hm l8r?
E: Idk. Y?
J: 4 deets! K. Ttyl!
Then someone invented Myspace and Myspace inspired Facebook:
We are doomed.