Thursday, June 11, 2009

Madness over function


On gchat this morning

Piglet: Worth it?


Links to Stella McCartney monstrosity that costs an arm and a leg


oogie: My eyes! No.

Piglet: But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??

oogie: Because I don't like it. When it costs 10 bucks, get back to me.

Piglet: But why don't you like it?

oogie: It doesn't look like a functional bag. And that's why I don't like.

Piglet: But why does it have to be functional? WHY?! It's pretty and shiny.

oogie: There's the difference between your mind and mine. I believe, while pretty and shiny, a thing should have a function. That bag holds no function. Looking at it actually fills me with rage.

Piglet: But why does it have to have function? It should just be pretty AND shiny. If it were just pretty, I wouldn't buy it.

oogie: Yeeeah, ok.

Piglet: Die.

oogie:
Thud.

4 comments:

  1. Its bad when you buy a bag from china town and it looks high end.

    Its WORSE when you buy a high end bag that looks like its from china town!! :(

    Blech!

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  2. Stupid bag is STILL NOT on sale. I am not happy.

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  3. That's because it's still stupid...McSnap!

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  4. This....THING ... is to a bag as Chrysanthemum is to a cat.

    (Trying to put this in a way you would understand!) :)

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