On gchat this morning
Piglet: Worth it?
Links to Stella McCartney monstrosity that costs an arm and a leg
oogie: My eyes! No.
Piglet: But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
oogie: Because I don't like it. When it costs 10 bucks, get back to me.
Piglet: But why don't you like it?
oogie: It doesn't look like a functional bag. And that's why I don't like.
Piglet: But why does it have to be functional? WHY?! It's pretty and shiny.
oogie: There's the difference between your mind and mine. I believe, while pretty and shiny, a thing should have a function. That bag holds no function. Looking at it actually fills me with rage.
Piglet: But why does it have to have function? It should just be pretty AND shiny. If it were just pretty, I wouldn't buy it.
oogie: Yeeeah, ok.