Friday, June 5, 2009

Pregnancy post #1

To my pregnant cousin whom I love on most days that begin with a T (Read: Tuesdays):

When you share the following as your Facebook status:
"If pregnancy is this great then that must mean I'm in store for a doozy once baby arrives!!!!"
it is the equivalent of me posting the following status:
"oogie just had rip-roaring great sex last night!!!!"
In both cases, the authors of the above statements are class A douches. Since I can't block you and such statements offend me to my very core, please shut up.

Many thanks,
oogie.

(And Happy Friday all!)

1 comment:

  1. I would whole-heartedly approve of this post if you said "shut the f*ck up." Unfortunately, I have no choice but to give you a mere thumbs up.

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