Monday, July 27, 2009

Reggie finally comes to his senses and dumps that girl!

Ha Kim! HA! I so called this relationship as a fluke of the moon’s movements. I mean, why would he end up with you? Did you forget that in the end, you’re a SEX TAPE “star”! (with Ray J of all people as your co-star).

Oh and more importantly, HE’S MINE! (…Once more).

OMG, I’m a b*tch.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Yes, another post about a convo with sis

We're moving, and our extremely hot new landlord has been hitting on my sister. So of course we
had to have this conversation:

oogie (very dryly): Well considering LILF* is half in love with you, I won't be surprised if he installed cameras in the rooms.

piggie (deadpans): Good point. I'll have to make sure my body is perfect.

Sigh. We do have standards, honest.

*Landlord I'd like to f**k.