We're moving, and our extremely hot new landlord has been hitting on my sister. So of course we had to have this conversation:
oogie (very dryly): Well considering LILF* is half in love with you, I won't be surprised if he installed cameras in the rooms.
piggie (deadpans): Good point. I'll have to make sure my body is perfect.
Sigh. We do have standards, honest.
*Landlord I'd like to f**k.