Yes, another post about a convo with sis

We're moving, and our extremely hot new landlord has been hitting on my sister. So of course we had to have this conversation:


oogie (very dryly): Well considering LILF* is half in love with you, I won't be surprised if he installed cameras in the rooms.

piggie (deadpans): Good point. I'll have to make sure my body is perfect.


Sigh. We do have standards, honest.

*Landlord I'd like to f**k.