Monday, August 24, 2009

He also ate manure as a kid

My younger brother, while being a fairly intelligent creature of God, has a third grader's sense of humor. Thus, when I found out this incredibly cheesy joke was declared the funniest of the year in the UK, I had to share with him.

Via text message:

oogie: Joke for ye: Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge? LOL

wee bro: Wow. That's a killer.

oogie: Are you being sarcastic?

wee bro: Of course. Lol. I thought you caught on.

oogie: How can you NOT like this?? It's your kind of joke.

wee bro (five minutes later): Oh. Hehe. I just got the joke...solid!

Sigh.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Forwards From Ma: "I need a lady!!"

And yet another unacceptable forward from mother (1 of 15 sent in a ten-minute time span):
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GENTS U CAN HELP ALSO, IF U KNOW ANYONE WHO IS SINGLE, SISTER, COUSIN, ETC, please help your female friends.


For all the single ladies searching for love. I’m a 33 years old wealthy businessman looking for lady to spoil and to start a family with. Those interested can mail their C.V’s with photo’s to lover@yahoo.com

Name: Loverboy Chauke
Nickname: Mr. B.E.E A.K.A. Money maker
Occupation: Businessman

One of my houses





One of my cars to be delivered on 10/08/2009



This is me off-course (sic)


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(I should laugh, but I'm too busy adding my mother to my spam filter.)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

When typos go oh so wrong

From a friend's Wall
Happy late birthday! My son is still waiting for some fucking soccer leasons dick. make it happen. Don"t tell me your too imortaant to meat my baby bohy