Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Forwards From Ma: "I need a lady!!"

And yet another unacceptable forward from mother (1 of 15 sent in a ten-minute time span):
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GENTS U CAN HELP ALSO, IF U KNOW ANYONE WHO IS SINGLE, SISTER, COUSIN, ETC, please help your female friends.


For all the single ladies searching for love. I’m a 33 years old wealthy businessman looking for lady to spoil and to start a family with. Those interested can mail their C.V’s with photo’s to lover@yahoo.com

Name: Loverboy Chauke
Nickname: Mr. B.E.E A.K.A. Money maker
Occupation: Businessman

One of my houses





One of my cars to be delivered on 10/08/2009



This is me off-course (sic)


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(I should laugh, but I'm too busy adding my mother to my spam filter.)

2 comments:

  1. This offends me because the punchline is how somebody looks. And that's just wrong. How unchristianlike of mom to send this.

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  2. LMAO!!! That is hilariously funny! Its wrong, but its hilarious!! Ok, packing my bag to hell now!

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