Piglet: Cool, the film's named after the beer!
T: New, not blue.
Piglet: Ohhh
Kristen Stewart comes on the screen
J: Who's that girl?
Taylor Lautner appears on the screen, shirtless with his six pack gleamingT: New, not blue.
Piglet: Ohhh
Kristen Stewart comes on the screen
J: Who's that girl?
J: Yummers
Piglet: Is it wrong to sweat the 17 year old boy? I feel pervy
T: Would you do him if you were 18?
Piglet: Hell, I'd do him at 21.
Piglet: Is it wrong to sweat the 17 year old boy? I feel pervy
T: Would you do him if you were 18?
Piglet: Hell, I'd do him at 21.
Towards the end of the movie
J: Seriously, where's Dakota Fanning? I thought she was in this movie?
J: Seriously, where's Dakota Fanning? I thought she was in this movie?
After yet another rescue of Kristen Stewart.
J: "Jesus, what's with this girl? She's worse than Spider Man's Mary Jane in heroines needing rescue every 1.5 seconds.
Edward Cullen removes his shirt
J,T,P (collectively): Ew.
P: They forgot to put glitter on his abs
J: "Jesus, what's with this girl? She's worse than Spider Man's Mary Jane in heroines needing rescue every 1.5 seconds.
Edward Cullen removes his shirt
J,T,P (collectively): Ew.
P: They forgot to put glitter on his abs
T: Are his abs airbrushed?!
Movie over, the trio exiting
J: Ugh, that was lame
Movie over, the trio exiting
J: Ugh, that was lame
T: I want my money back
P: Totes
J: We probably should have seen Twilight first
Other moviegoers exitting as well (Apparently irritated): Yeah, no shit.
J: We probably should have seen Twilight first
hahahahahaha...ok so i admit i'm a twihard fan, but this is just too funny to not laugh at. awesomeness :)
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