Wednesday, February 17, 2010

This may be the hardest Lent yet

I'm giving up cocaine for Lent. Or perhaps Meth? Now, my Catholic mother's outrage aside, shouldn't the abstention taken up during this glorious holiday include things that we've wondered about? And not necessarily behaviors or habits in which we already engage? I know this is irrefutable because I initially decided to do away with carbs, found this too hard after the toast I had for breakfast, then I considered giving up my Sunday mornings by attending church every Sunday during lent, and this was even harder (um, brunch? Like, helloooo???). So, I settled on something that would be the least offensive. And this was cocaine.

Please wish me luck and check back periodically for updates on my progress.

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