Friday, April 30, 2010

Dark day indeed

On Facebook:
Oogie:  I don't feel too good.  Life suddenly seems shit-tastic.
Piglet:  A dark cloud has descended over the world. I knew they'd be punished for spawning such perfection.
Oogie:  It really isn't their fault though, that God chose to blink at that crucial moment of conception.
Piglet:  That blink!  In better news, he's available.
Oogie:  Yes.  But what chance does any lady have with a man whose baby mama is Halle Berry?  Seriously.
Happy Friday!  (Bleh)