On Facebook:
Oogie: I don't feel too good. Life suddenly seems shit-tastic.
Piglet: A dark cloud has descended over the world. I knew they'd be punished for spawning such perfection.
Oogie: It really isn't their fault though, that God chose to blink at that crucial moment of conception.
Piglet: That blink! In better news, he's available.
Oogie: Yes. But what chance does any lady have with a man whose baby mama is Halle Berry? Seriously.
Happy Friday! (Bleh)
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