Saturday, June 26, 2010

Another blog post about something we hate!



Q:  How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A:  Some obscure number.

Yes, hipsters are annoying.  In a new segment that we will probably soon get tired of, we present scenarios involving hipsters and how to deal with them.  Scenario #1:  The hipster and his love of obscure music.

Normal person:  So what's that you're listening to?

Hipster: This band Spoonfuls and Forks, you probably haven't heard of them.  They're this garage band from Kansas.  They're sort of starting out now.  They have this sound that is just out of this world.

Normal Person: Spoonfuls and Forks?  Oh yeah I've heard of them.  I heard them on the radio the other day on Z100?  Ryan Seacrest goes on and on about them.  Actually I think they opened for Backstreet Boys.  In Atlantic City.

Hipster:  Um.  I don't shower.


Next week:  How to tell when a hipster is either male or female.

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