Sunday, July 25, 2010

Next week: Noah, major drunk?

And now, a Sunday Sermon about the Chicken/Egg question


With the recent discovery that the Chicken did in fact come first, any Christian who was waiting for verification through this scientific breakthrough must now acknowledge that they are bad Christians:  When God created the earth, he did not create an egg; he created a chicken.  AND, if we choose to think of this question as applying only to World 2.0, a.k.a the world after the flood, Noah did not bring two eggs into the ark, but two chickens. 


So the lesson here is: a) religion eliminates the need for science as good Christians already know the answers to those "difficult" questions, and b) Aristotle was just stupid.

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