Friday, October 29, 2010

Forwards from Ma: We got one!

From Ghostbusters, if you're not cool and was wondering.


It took 12,48723 forwards, but our mother finally sent us something that actually elicited a laugh from our jaded souls.  To the library patrons that I disturbed with my outburst of laughter, I apologize.

A guy went up to his father, saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mum. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on another couple of times, and the dude was so mad, he went straight to his mother, crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father.



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