Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Columbine WAS in Guam, after all.

Yesterday, a gunman opened fire in a Nevada IHOP, wounding seven and killing four. Speaking to authorities (and the media) about the shooting, Ralph Swagler, American extraordinaire, says, "This happens in third-world countries, not here."

Third-world countries??? Silly, American. This stuff actually does not happen in third-world countries. They don't have IHOPs.

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