Anyway, the following g-chat ensues:
Piglet: This is not even debatable (*provides link to atrocity). I will kill her. DONE
Oogie: I’m trying to be very composed and dignified. Obviously I am above fighting or being bitter that a man I hypothetically could have had but not so much in reality, chooses someone who isn’t even that pretty. I’m calm. And zen. No, I’m seeing red. I can barely see. kadjafvcvfd; Excluse m.e
Piglet: The nerve of her boobs.