Agreed! the girl is SO repellent that after watching her kiss Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean (right movie?), I have been unable to look at Johnny Depp the same. I mean, who makes Johnny Depp look asexual? Mmm. Not going to happen to my FassyB. Yummers. And that accent? THE HELL? And she needs to eat. Food, that is. Sucktitude.
We from the internet would like to add that Michelle Rodriguez, whom we're all very attracted to, should never get with Richard Gere, whom none of us can stand, in any movie, pirate themed or otherwise.The same goes for Lucy Lui and Matthew McConaughey.I feel like I should put that in a contract and make people sign it.
Since these pairings haven't happened in films yet (at least I don't think), I'm guessing there is such a contract :D