Friday, December 9, 2011

True Shame

Oogie, I and a bunch of other friends went to watch Michael Fassbender (a.k.a. FassyB or The Bendster) in all his full frontal glory in the movie, Shame. Two days later, Oogie sends me an email about a conversation she had with a member of her firm’s IT department:

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From: Oogie
Date: Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Subject: Re: Random conversations about nothing
To: Piglet in Wellies

Heeeey, Piglet! So funny. This is a convo I had with our IT guy:

Me: Hey IT guy, I’m having problems accessing one of our network directories

IT Guy: Well, one solution might be to boot you out of the domain and ITspeakITspeakITspeakITspeakLinuxWindowsNerdNerdNerd

Me: …ok, I’ll take a break and you can work on my computer

IT Guy: Cool. Please write down your password for me.

Me: …um, sure. Um, IT Guy? (as I write down password), please don’t judge me

IT Guy: (reads password. Shakes head). Sigh, I won’t.

Yes, I recently changed my password, and it is Fassbender1206 (1206 for day we saw Shame :D)

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I want to judge her… I really do. BUT…


… and when you throw in full frontal? Sigh. I can’t.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Will air on the Hallmark Channel


Another movie script from the minds that brought you Mission Impossible XXIV!


Christmas With My Dad, the President
President Obama is too busy preventing an Iran Nuclear War to celebrate Christmas!  When Malia suggests he has forgotten the meaning of Christmas, the President must take a step back, and reconsider his priorities.  Should he serve his constituents tirelessly, even when the job has a shelf life of 8 years tops, over spending Christmas with Malia and Sasha, who are losing the father they once knew and loved?

Also starring Santa Claus