Wednesday, January 25, 2012

And his balls. Do not forget his balls. Someone has to remember them.


Oogie is turning 27 (:D) and she’s throwing a party for which she sends out a mass email inviting various friends. Three days later, a male invitee responds to her email by way of the annoyingly overused “reply all” medium:

Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 3:17 PM

[Name redacted to save his pride]

Going to run this by my girlfriend and see. Hopefully we can make it =).

I’m reading this email with annoyance, irritation and every mood between, and contemplating the nastiest possible retort when I receive the following from Oogie:

Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 3:28 PM,

Oogie wrote:

I now propose: Reply-All responses to the email of [Name redacted to save his pride]:

“Who are you?”

“First girlfriend, huh?”

“Ok. And while at it, also run by your girlfriend the possibility of getting your balls back”

“No seriously, who are you?”

“Do you have friends?”

“Oogie, I’m not coming to your party if he comes.”

“It’s not my party dude, but I am uninviting you.”

“What is your girlfriend’s email? We would like to respond to you but think this will be a more direct route.”

Brilliant. Oogie may kill me, but I’ve already sent off Response 8. And yes, I replied all.