Thursday, October 24, 2013

I want to talk about Channing Tatum...

I want to talk about Channing Tatum... Yes, this Channing Tatum:




Him with the dead eyes.

Have you ever seen Channing Tatum act?  For each of his films that I’ve accidentally watched, I think I wished for death for the first 6 hours of the movie. What? Movies are rarely longer than 2 hours? Well, you could have fooled me.  Now you think I’ve just not seen the right movies? Dude, I know them all:  The one where he danced. The one where he kissed a girl.  The one where he grabbed a girl and gritted out, “love me!” The one where he kissed a girl then grabbed her but didn't say with his dead eyes, “love me!”  The one where he kissed a girl.  The one where he kissed that girl that should die b/c her existence and subsequent pairing with Channing Tatum made me realize that life was a cruel joke.  The one where he kissed a girl that was Rachel McAdams and I still hated him.  The one where he kissed another girl.  And GI Joe.

I hate him :(

P.s.  yes, I have seen him and I admit that I may be the only heterosexual female in the entire world that does not find him attractive... Yes, THAT Channing Tatum:




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